You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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