Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Welp...herpes.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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