3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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