Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Four minutes until I can fart!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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