but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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