He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Randomize
