grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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