I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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