well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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