physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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