I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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