yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
