I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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