Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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