OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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