brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
