I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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