I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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