Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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