The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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