BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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