For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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