The maid of honor just puked.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
