i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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