Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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