So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
porn star boner night. come get it.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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