go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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