Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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