So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
PS: I just woke up from my shower
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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