I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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