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(313): View more from Michigan

I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy

(1-313): View more from Michigan

You shut your mouth

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(816): View more from Missouri

dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation

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(614): View more from Ohio

That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life

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(616): View more from Michigan

those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"

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(707): View more from California

As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.

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(817): View more from Texas

I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.

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