What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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