i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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