I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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