Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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