I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Randomize
