Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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