I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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