I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I think people are normalizing furries
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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