the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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