Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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