Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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