ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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