you mean i was at the winter classic?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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