only if we run a train.
done.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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