Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Four minutes until I can fart!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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