i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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