Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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