he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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