I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize