Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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