I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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