So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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