I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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