So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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