The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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